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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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