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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Coco eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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