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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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