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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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