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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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