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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍
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