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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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