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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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