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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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