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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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