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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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