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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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