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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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