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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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