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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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