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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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