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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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