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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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