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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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