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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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