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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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