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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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