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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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