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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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