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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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