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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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