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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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