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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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