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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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