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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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