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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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