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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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