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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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