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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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