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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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