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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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