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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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