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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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