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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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