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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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