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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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