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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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