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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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