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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁
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