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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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