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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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