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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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