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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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