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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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