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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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