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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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