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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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