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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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